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Student: Where can I get an elastic band?
Teacher: Follow me, I'll show you.
Teacher leads student to the very back freezer.
Teacher: How much?
Student: How much what?
Teacher: Glace de Viande!
They claim after working in industrial kitchens for so many years, their hearing is effected.
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Male Student overheard during class:
"Girls in the culinary course look totally different than other girls. Say, like, if a girl is doing like...sciences...or something...she will have her make-up perfect, be like...totally skinny...whereas in our course, the girls look like they really enjoy food, and like to eat, ya know?"
Flattered, I'm sure!
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Student to teacher:
"Should I cut the cheese to order?"
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Teacher 1 to Female Student: And when you line the lamb bones in the pan like this...there, you have a nice little rack.
Teacher 2: (chuckling) well that's a nice little compliment for you.
Female Student: OH MY.
Welcome to the world of culinary humor!
4 comments:
ha!ha! I liked the 'cut the cheese' one...actually they were all really funny!
LOL! Thanks for the laugh. Just what I needed. :)
Those are great. I can't believe that guy said that about culinary arts girls. Sheesh! Funny though.
Hi again. FYI I spoke with my hosts, and the Stoneware Bar Pan has yet to be claimed. May I entice you? :-)
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