A brief snippet of our lunchtime conversation today.
Mike: So, how often do you poop?
Andrea: I pooped twice today.
Mike: Twice?! That's not healthy! Mekel, how often do you poop?
Jill: (aside) Mike just because you only poop once a week...
Matt: Sometimes I will poop twice a day.
Mike: But before lunch?!
Matt: Well that might be pushing it...
Jill: (snickering loudly) "Pushing" it!
Extremely immature giggling ensues.
Disclaimer: Mike and I both have Kostelyk blood running through our veins. Fascination with, and amusement from, the topic of poop is inevitable.
5 years ago
12 comments:
You guys are sick . . .I'm a Kostelyk but I don't talk about poop . . . very often . . .
You might want to spell Kostelyk right.. or not
Why am I not surprised??!! Why does aforementioned person bring others from outside the family into this type of conversation!!? I'm embarrassed for Andrea and Matt.
Sorry I didn't spell it right...I was kind of in a rush. It will be corrected.
And why are all you people hiding under "anonymous"! Shame on you. Be proud of being poop-loving Kostelyks.
Andrea and Matt don't mind. They secretly want to talk about poop too.
Kostelyk's are total poop talkers... it's great. Amy and I always have poo talk. Although i'm worried for Mike's once a week poop... Amy told me your supposed to poo 12 inches a day.
Yes and she also explained the different types of poops you can do to achieve that 12inches. For example, 2 6-inchers, 12 1-inchers, etc etc.
And yes, we are all poop talkers. When my friends come over and see the messages my sisters leave for me scrawled all over the place, I think they might throw up a little in their mouths.
I have nothing more to add.
Gotta go.
How about corn and pea poop?!
you guys make me laugh.
just for the record, I poo 2-3 times a day...and most of the time, 2x before noon!
Remind me to tell you something of utmost importance when we talk on the phone next.
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